Dette er listen over 22 sange indeholdt i albummet. Du kan klikke på en for at se de tilsvarende tekster og oversættelser.
Dette er en lille liste over sange oprettet af The Locust, der kunne sunges under koncerten, inklusive navnet på albummet, hvorfra hver sang kom:
- Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
- Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet
- Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
- Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form
- How to Become a Virgin
- Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
- Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes
- Practiced Hatred
- Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear
- Solar Panel Asses
- File Under ‘Soft Core Seizures'
- Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?
- Live From The Russian Compound
- Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
- Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
- Teenage Mustache
- The Half Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
- Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
- Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again
- Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
- Wet Dream War Machine
- Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy