Dette er listen over 22 sange indeholdt i albummet. Du kan klikke på en for at se de tilsvarende tekster og oversættelser.
Dette er en lille liste over sange oprettet af The Locust, der kunne sunges under koncerten, inklusive navnet på albummet, hvorfra hver sang kom:
- File Under ‘Soft Core Seizures'
- Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
- Solar Panel Asses
- Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear
- Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
- Wet Dream War Machine
- Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
- How to Become a Virgin
- Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
- Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes
- Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
- Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?
- Live From The Russian Compound
- Practiced Hatred
- Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet
- Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
- The Half Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
- Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again
- Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
- Teenage Mustache
- Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form
- Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better