Dette er listen over 22 sange indeholdt i albummet. Du kan klikke på en for at se de tilsvarende tekster og oversættelser.
Dette er en lille liste over sange oprettet af The Locust, der kunne sunges under koncerten, inklusive navnet på albummet, hvorfra hver sang kom:
- Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
- File Under ‘Soft Core Seizures'
- Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
- Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear
- Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?
- The Half Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
- How to Become a Virgin
- Wet Dream War Machine
- Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
- Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again
- Solar Panel Asses
- Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
- Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes
- Teenage Mustache
- Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
- Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
- Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
- Live From The Russian Compound
- Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
- Practiced Hatred
- Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet
- Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form