Dette er listen over 22 sange indeholdt i albummet. Du kan klikke på en for at se de tilsvarende tekster og oversættelser.
Dette er en lille liste over sange oprettet af The Locust, der kunne sunges under koncerten, inklusive navnet på albummet, hvorfra hver sang kom:
- Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
- File Under ‘Soft Core Seizures'
- Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
- Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
- Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear
- Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
- Wet Dream War Machine
- Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
- Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet
- Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
- Live From The Russian Compound
- Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again
- Solar Panel Asses
- Teenage Mustache
- The Half Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
- Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes
- Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?
- Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
- Practiced Hatred
- Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
- Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form
- How to Become a Virgin