Dette er listen over 22 sange indeholdt i albummet. Du kan klikke på en for at se de tilsvarende tekster og oversættelser.
Dette er en lille liste over sange oprettet af The Locust, der kunne sunges under koncerten, inklusive navnet på albummet, hvorfra hver sang kom:
- Teenage Mustache
- Solar Panel Asses
- Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes
- Live From The Russian Compound
- Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again
- Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
- Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
- Practiced Hatred
- Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet
- Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form
- Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
- Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?
- Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
- Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear
- File Under ‘Soft Core Seizures'
- Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
- Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
- The Half Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
- Wet Dream War Machine
- Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
- Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
- How to Become a Virgin