Dette er listen over 22 sange indeholdt i albummet. Du kan klikke på en for at se de tilsvarende tekster og oversættelser.
Dette er en lille liste over sange oprettet af The Locust, der kunne sunges under koncerten, inklusive navnet på albummet, hvorfra hver sang kom:
- Live From The Russian Compound
- Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
- Teenage Mustache
- The Half Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
- Wet Dream War Machine
- Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet
- Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again
- Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form
- Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
- Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?
- Solar Panel Asses
- Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
- Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
- File Under ‘Soft Core Seizures'
- Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
- Practiced Hatred
- Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear
- Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes
- How to Become a Virgin
- Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
- Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
- Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?