Dette er listen over 22 sange indeholdt i albummet. Du kan klikke på en for at se de tilsvarende tekster og oversættelser.
Dette er en lille liste over sange oprettet af The Locust, der kunne sunges under koncerten, inklusive navnet på albummet, hvorfra hver sang kom:
- Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet
- Solar Panel Asses
- Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form
- Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?
- Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
- Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
- Practiced Hatred
- How to Become a Virgin
- Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
- Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
- The Half Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
- Live From The Russian Compound
- Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear
- Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
- Wet Dream War Machine
- Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
- Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
- File Under ‘Soft Core Seizures'
- Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
- Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again
- Teenage Mustache
- Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes