Dette er listen over 22 sange indeholdt i albummet. Du kan klikke på en for at se de tilsvarende tekster og oversættelser.
Dette er en lille liste over sange oprettet af The Locust, der kunne sunges under koncerten, inklusive navnet på albummet, hvorfra hver sang kom:
- Teenage Mustache
- Wet Dream War Machine
- Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
- Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
- Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
- The Half Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
- Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
- Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet
- Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
- Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear
- Solar Panel Asses
- Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes
- Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
- Practiced Hatred
- File Under ‘Soft Core Seizures'
- Live From The Russian Compound
- How to Become a Virgin
- Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again
- Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
- Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
- Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form
- Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?