Dette er listen over 22 sange indeholdt i albummet. Du kan klikke på en for at se de tilsvarende tekster og oversættelser.
Dette er en lille liste over sange oprettet af The Locust, der kunne sunges under koncerten, inklusive navnet på albummet, hvorfra hver sang kom:
- Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
- Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
- Wet Dream War Machine
- File Under ‘Soft Core Seizures'
- Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
- Practiced Hatred
- Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
- How to Become a Virgin
- Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
- Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form
- Solar Panel Asses
- Live From The Russian Compound
- Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?
- Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
- Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again
- The Half Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
- Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear
- Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet
- Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
- Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes
- Teenage Mustache
- Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better