Dette er listen over 17 sange indeholdt i albummet. Du kan klikke på en for at se de tilsvarende tekster og oversættelser.
Her er en lille liste over sange, som Crywank muligvis beslutter at synge, inklusive navnet på det korrisponderende album for hver sang:
- Notches
- Memento Mori
- I Am a Familiar Creak in Your Floorboards
- Leech Boy
- Deep Down I'm American Werewolf
- Only Everyone Can Judge Me
- I'm a Clichè
- This Song Title Was Too Long (So Now It's Shorter)
- Song for a Guilty Sadist
- “Who Is Thomas Saunders and Why Is He Significant in Your Writings?'
- Obsessive Muso With No Friends
- Do You Have PPE for Self-Esteem?
- If I Were You I'd Be Throwing Up
- Waste
- GB Eating GB Whilst Listening to GB
- Crywank Are Posers
- Just a Snail