Dette er listen over 17 sange indeholdt i albummet. Du kan klikke på en for at se de tilsvarende tekster og oversættelser.
Her er en lille liste over sange, som Crywank muligvis beslutter at synge, inklusive navnet på det korrisponderende album for hver sang:
- Obsessive Muso With No Friends
- GB Eating GB Whilst Listening to GB
- Crywank Are Posers
- Memento Mori
- I'm a Clichè
- “Who Is Thomas Saunders and Why Is He Significant in Your Writings?'
- Song for a Guilty Sadist
- If I Were You I'd Be Throwing Up
- Deep Down I'm American Werewolf
- I Am a Familiar Creak in Your Floorboards
- This Song Title Was Too Long (So Now It's Shorter)
- Waste
- Leech Boy
- Only Everyone Can Judge Me
- Just a Snail
- Notches
- Do You Have PPE for Self-Esteem?