Dette er listen over 17 sange indeholdt i albummet. Du kan klikke på en for at se de tilsvarende tekster og oversættelser.
Her er en lille liste over sange, som Crywank muligvis beslutter at synge, inklusive navnet på det korrisponderende album for hver sang:
- Crywank Are Posers
- Waste
- Obsessive Muso With No Friends
- Do You Have PPE for Self-Esteem?
- If I Were You I'd Be Throwing Up
- Memento Mori
- Just a Snail
- Only Everyone Can Judge Me
- Notches
- I Am a Familiar Creak in Your Floorboards
- Song for a Guilty Sadist
- I'm a Clichè
- Deep Down I'm American Werewolf
- GB Eating GB Whilst Listening to GB
- “Who Is Thomas Saunders and Why Is He Significant in Your Writings?'
- Leech Boy
- This Song Title Was Too Long (So Now It's Shorter)