Dette er listen over 17 sange indeholdt i albummet. Du kan klikke på en for at se de tilsvarende tekster og oversættelser.
Her er en lille liste over sange, som Crywank muligvis beslutter at synge, inklusive navnet på det korrisponderende album for hver sang:
- Just a Snail
- Deep Down I'm American Werewolf
- Crywank Are Posers
- Only Everyone Can Judge Me
- Memento Mori
- I Am a Familiar Creak in Your Floorboards
- Do You Have PPE for Self-Esteem?
- Obsessive Muso With No Friends
- Song for a Guilty Sadist
- I'm a Clichè
- Waste
- If I Were You I'd Be Throwing Up
- This Song Title Was Too Long (So Now It's Shorter)
- Leech Boy
- GB Eating GB Whilst Listening to GB
- Notches
- “Who Is Thomas Saunders and Why Is He Significant in Your Writings?'