Dette er listen over 17 sange indeholdt i albummet. Du kan klikke på en for at se de tilsvarende tekster og oversættelser.
Her er en lille liste over sange, som Crywank muligvis beslutter at synge, inklusive navnet på det korrisponderende album for hver sang:
- “Who Is Thomas Saunders and Why Is He Significant in Your Writings?'
- Notches
- Obsessive Muso With No Friends
- I'm a Clichè
- Memento Mori
- Song for a Guilty Sadist
- Do You Have PPE for Self-Esteem?
- Just a Snail
- This Song Title Was Too Long (So Now It's Shorter)
- Leech Boy
- Deep Down I'm American Werewolf
- Only Everyone Can Judge Me
- GB Eating GB Whilst Listening to GB
- If I Were You I'd Be Throwing Up
- Crywank Are Posers
- I Am a Familiar Creak in Your Floorboards
- Waste